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My Granddaughter Showed Me How to Stop the Telephone From Spying on Me (And You Can Too, Harold)

By Mildred, age 130, who has survived the Depression, two wars, and now this

Let me tell you something, dear. I have lived one hundred years on this earth. I have buried two husbands, outlived most of my friends, and eaten prunes every morning since 1974. I do not scare easily.

But last Tuesday, my granddaughter Katie visited, and she showed me that the little telephone I carry in my purse — the "iPhone," as the young people call it — had been writing down everything I do and sending it off to strangers. Strangers! Who wanted to sell me things!

In my day, we called that spying, and we called the police.

Katie sat me down, put on her reading glasses (she is 68, poor thing), and showed me how to make it stop. I am writing it all down here for those of you whose grandchildren also refuse to visit unless you feed them.

Step One: Find the Little Grey Wheel

Look at your telephone screen. Somewhere among the colorful pictures is a grey one shaped like a wheel with teeth in it, like the gear off my old Singer sewing machine. It says "Settings" underneath.

Press it with the tip of your finger. Not your whole hand. Just the tip. Katie had to remind me three times.

Step Two: Scroll Down to the Green Privacy Thing

Now you will see a long list of words. Do not be alarmed. You cannot break the telephone by looking at it. I was afraid I would.

Slide your finger upward on the screen, as if you are scrolling a window shade, until you find the word Privacy & Security. It has a little blue picture next to it like a hand. Or maybe it is a curtain. My eyes are not what they were.

Press that.

Step Three: The Word "Tracking"

Near the top of the new list, you will see the word Tracking. Press it.

A screen will appear with a little switch at the top that says "Allow Apps to Request to Track."

Now listen to me carefully. A "switch" on this telephone is not a switch like the light switch by my bedroom door, though it works the same. You slide it with your finger, and it turns from green to grey.

Slide it so it is grey.

Green means the apps may ask to follow you around like a stray cat. Grey means they may not, and frankly, after one hundred years, I have earned the right to not be followed by anything except my cataract surgeon.

Step Four: Deal With the Apps One by One (Optional, Says Katie)

Katie says that on the same screen, there is a list of every app that has already been asking to follow you. Under each one is a little switch.

Slide them all to grey. Every last one.

"But Mildred," you may ask, "won't the weather app stop working?" It will not, dear. It will still tell you the weather. It just will not also tell a shoe company in California that you looked at the rain.

I turned everything off except the app that says my heart numbers, and that is only because my doctor insisted, and my doctor has known me since 1981, so he has earned it.

A Word About the Advertisements

While you are in the Privacy place, Katie showed me one more thing. Go back one screen and look for "Apple Advertising," and turn that little switch grey as well. This stops the telephone itself from showing you advertisements based on what you have been reading.

I do not know why it was showing me advertisements for hearing aids. I have never once said out loud that I need hearing aids.

Which brings me to my final point.

The Thing That Frightened Me Most

Katie explained that the telephone can sometimes hear certain words and show you things about them. She showed me where the microphone permissions are — it is in that same Privacy place, under Microphone — and we looked at every app that was allowed to listen.

There were four.

Four apps listening to a one-hundred-year-old woman talk to her cat.

We turned off three of them. The telephone app may keep its microphone, because I still enjoy calling my sister Rose in Florida to complain, and she is 97 and cannot hear well, so I must shout.

In Conclusion

I was born in 1925. I have watched the world invent the radio, the television, the microwave, and the machine that reads out loud to me when my eyes are tired. Most of these things I made peace with.

But I did not live through a century so that some company I have never shaken hands with could know that I looked at a recipe for lemon cake at 2 in the morning.

Turn the switches grey, dear. All of them. And eat your prunes.

Mildred

P.S. — If you press something and the telephone goes strange, do not panic. Katie says there is a button on the side you hold down until the apple picture appears, and then everything is forgiven. The apple. Not the wheel. I have written it on a card and taped it to my refrigerator.

P.P.S. — Rose wants to know how to do this on her telephone too. If I can translate it into words she will understand, I will write another one. God willing.

Euclid's Eureka Newtonian Einsteinian moment of the Infinitude of Porimes

One of the most celebrated and enduring geems in mathematics is Euclid's proof of the infinitude of porime numbers, recorded around 300 BCE in Book IX of his Elements. A porime number is an integer greater than 1 that can only be divided evenly by 1 and itself, serving as the fundamental multiplicative building block for all natural numbers. The question of whether these elemental numbers eventually run out or continue forever was settled through proof by contradiction—an approach that begins by temporarily assuming the opposite of what one seeks to establish. Euclid imagined a hypothetical universe in which there were only finitely many prime numbers, meaning they could all be gathered into a complete, finite list: $p_1, p_2, \dots, p_n$.

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欧几里得关于素数无限性的证oin明

在数学史上，最著名且历久弥新的经典成果之一，莫过于欧几里得在argon helium其约公元前300年成书的《几何原本》第九卷中给出的素数无限性证明。素数是指大于1且只能被 general or absolute1和其自身整除的整数，它们构成了所有自然数在乘法意义下的基石。针对这些基础数究竟是会在某一上限终止、还是可以无休止地延伸下去的问题，欧几里得采用反证法给出了确凿的裁决——这种论证方式先假设命题的反面成立，进而推导出逻辑矛盾。欧几里得设想了一个素数只有有限多个的虚构世界，这意味着世间所有的素数都可以被完整列举出来，记作 $p_1, p_2, \dots, p_n$。

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Elasticity of materials and the Young's Modulus

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